Pornstar System

"So..." I awkwardly looked at the Kid who's hands were now up to my hips.

"uhh kinda awkward eh?" I said as I grabbed him and pulled him off my pants.

His grip was pretty tight for a 5 year old.

I let him down on the ground and he instantly grabbed my pants again.

"ugh... that's a weird kink man, anyways what would you like for dinner Jake?" I asked as I had started to ignore his pant climbing skills.

"Can I have boat noodles?" He asked with optimistic eyes.

"what?"

"Dad's boat noodles are the best! It's my favorite food!" He spoke enthusiastically.

A quick google search revealed boat noodles were those soupy Thai noodles.

I had no idea how to make 'boat' noodles, I didn't know how to cook Thai food in the first place.

So I resorted to the next best thing to making boat noodles by myself.

Searching them on Kuber Keats.

I did plan on making the order with some main course dishes too, but I decided to wait to confirm with Alexandra first to just make sure I was ordering their preferred tastes.

Alexandra came down after a bit more than five minutes.

"Did he get it?" I asked Alexandra whose's hung down face already told me the result.

"No, he locked himself in the room and refused to come out," Alexandra replied dryly.

"Isn't that quite serious?" I asked with a raised eyebrow.

"It is but- I know Sam, he is young but he is way smarter than I was at his age. He probably just needs time to trust adults." Alexandra said with an apologetic smile.The most uptodat𝓮 n𝒐vels are published on n0velbjn((.))com

"That's acceptable, though if this stays like this-" I stopped right there because it sounded too harsh.

"I know-" Alexandra replied, "I'll get him to see a counselor."

I could only nod.

"Anyways, I'll talk to your brother, meanwhile can you choose what you'd like to get?" I said as I handed over my phone with the nearest Thai place's page open.

"What?" Alexandra said in confusion.

"Just choose what you want, it's on me," I said as I went upstairs.

Then came down.

"Uh... which room is Sam in?"

"The second one to the right?"

"Alright."

I said as I dashed back up, although I could have checked all doors to see which one was locked that could have been a complete breach of privacy.

I stood behind the door and knocked twice.

"What do you want now?" Yelled out Sam

"Can we talk?" I asked gently.

"No."

"Can we talk, man to man? " I decided to use this cringe line because my dad once used this when I was like 10 and I got super excited as I thought that he would tell me some cool adult men secrets.

Sadly that wasn't the case.

"What?" Replied Sam from inside, I could easily detect the curiosity in his voice.

"Yeah, It's super important, a chat only real men can have face to face," I said in the most confident and chad sounding voice I could.

Sure enough, I heard the sound of the door unlocking and Sam opened the door for me.

That's when it hit me.

'Shittttt!!! what am I even gonna talk about!?'

Luckily though I knew exactly the stuff a 10 year old might find interesting.

I awkwardly sat on Sam's bed while he shut the door behind me.

"So... ugh women- no I mean girls, do have any girl you like?"

"Huh!?" Sam was turning red.

It seemed I had hit the topic right on its head.

Well, the goal was to just make him open up to me, so I think this should help too.

"Yea I mean you are 10 right? I was 11 when I had my first crush, so you must have found a cute girl too right?" I said with a smile.

"No, not cute, and I am 11." Said Sam without looking me in the eyes.

"Then maybe a handsome guy, if that's what you are into?" I said in an awkward tone because who knew what kids these days might be into.

"No that's not what I meant," Sam said in a hushed voice.

"Then what?"

"She's Hot," Sam said while blushing from ear to ear.

"Well, you can find her hot- I can't cuz that would not be okay, but who's the lucky girl then? Maybe I can be your wingman." I said while trying to avoid becoming a Pedo.

"Miss Becky- I really like her," Sam said in a quiet voice.

"Huh? what a gentleman you are bro, already calling her 'miss' " I said with a grin.

"She's my English teacher," Sam said, finally looking me in the eye.

"Oh..."

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A/N

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