Threadbare

Meet Threadbare. He is twelve inches tall, full of fluff, and really, really bad at being a hero.... Read more Meet Threadbare. He is twelve inches tall, full of fluff, and really, really bad at being a hero. Magically animated and discarded by his maker as a failed experiment, he is saved by a little girl. But she’s got problems of her own, and he might not be able to help her.Fortunately for the little golem, he’s quick to find allies, learn skills, gain levels, and survive horrible predicaments. Which is good, because his creator has a whole lot of enemies…***Author Note: Advance chapters are now available on my Patreon, for those who wish to read ahead. Collapse LitRPG, Magic, Non-human Protagonist, Character Growth, Game Elements, Slow Growth at Start, Special Abilities, Skill Assimilation This is great but I feel drained while reading the later chapters. I thought this was finished It's slow but it's “bearable It's a solid 9/10 Slow? Yes , very slow.(ch are pretty long tho so that's nice)I think this is the love child of mista author , everything is crafter in great detail , too much detail for almost everyone by later ch. Very few grammar mistakes , and barely any logic flaws and plot holes. Up until something 115~ish when they talked how/what/why the whole oblivion point , and dungeon logics , ( btw the dungeons are one of the worst and dumbest shit I've ever read , funny? yes ; shitty nonetheless ) because they , by author words and logic do/should not function , i won't go into detail because it's a bit complicated and too long to explain. Also it's always going full send , no brakes , always a bit of mistery and more dialogue speech then the entire forgotten Library Of Alexandria . My gripe with this aspect it's that , it's forced.. did it really take the bear 5 years to get off the f#cking sword?And because of that he has no time so take his time and actually grind some levels here and there , his luck is off the charts , since he has managed to do what no other being has in such a fast manner . Author has a story to tell and i don't think he cared whether anybody remained interested after the 50th ch. It's like your drunk grandma telling you a story , and you just want him to either stop or actually tell the story and stop focusing on other story's.Plot hole Spoilerhow did Anise escape the dungeon when she was kept in place by the former body's soul , when mc had escaped with by a hair's breath , and the the dungeon collapsed right? There wast anymore info on that, it was completely glossed over..Logic flaw Spoilerhow the f#ck do you have dungeons being created inside the dungeon when later it was discovered that it can't happen. You can't have dungeon spawning inside each other brah , what the f#ck is this the Fibonacci sequence of dungeons?So much dialogue , far far too much , I'm not here to read your movie script , why the f#ck is there so much dialogue man , and it's just so boring to read , and the whole slurped speech of the various races was cute at first , but then i had to stop and re-read sentences because of the jarring f#cking orc speech . Idk what is up with RR and their author's , it's always like this , this basicly another take on the Randidly style of writing , great setup , amazing start , and then then they just go on and on and won't shut up , where is the defeat , the loss , the time to do some soul searching .. and if you want me to believe that nobody got the Guild Master class before , fook off , also the same way the dungeons and dumb as hell , the way you gain skills and classes is also dumb as hell , alright I'm done with this pile or beautifuly crafted and engineered yet ultimetly boring and dumb movie script.TLDR: Bear gain sentience , quest obtained! Find fmc and save her! ; Now save the kingdom! Honestly, the whole movie script thing shouldn't keep anybody from reading this, cause, whether there is too much dialogue, depends on your own attention span, and for me, I'm fine with reading all of it so honestly just give it a try. Also, the whole way different races talks adds to the world, I don't get why you hate it, just read slower. Also, the whole thing about no one getting the guild master class before is a mistake you made from reading too fast. Hungar read this ->SpoilerOther people did get the Guild Master class but by this time the entirety of the kingdom got turned into a dungeon and people couldn't become guild masters in a dungeon, and also it says in a chapter there were people who unlocked the guild master in another country or something and that allowed them to have stronger troops and they weren't sharing it with the rest of the world and coming to conquer the kingdom(this was recently after the system and dungeons showed up), that's why they turned the kingdom into a dungeon. I agree about the dungeons in dungeons thing tho and the fact that anise escaping the dungeon was glossed over. The slurred speech.. it just puts me off , it makes me feel stupid. Spoilerand i don't remember the exact ch i left , but at that point it was impossible , and only the top dogs knew what it took and why they can't be a GM. I actually forgot how , but mc did get the GM class by the time I left.I personally like to "read in-between the lines , and not be told about everything.. this isn't a slice of life and so i didn't like when entire chapters were just dialogue which didn't really matter. Well. That's good. Hope it won't decline as quickly as scarecrow. Scarecrow was great but the translation got boring I check in once in a while and read a few chapters but I might get a tumor if I keep straining my brain Epic Cover This bearly caught my attention. I stopped reading another novel because it was so unbearably teddyious, this novel isnt like that. If you are not convinced check Royal Roads comments, they are true...they...... have bearing. *Dies of cringe* It is beary cringe, but at the bear minimum I shall bear this burden At least you used "bear" correctly once this time. Dude he was throwing puns left and right and you make a comment on spelling I just realized after 2 weeks......... bearden. Teddyious 😂 I will try this one, the synopsis remind me Annie in League of Legends. Well I don’t know if I finish this one. I have nothing to say for the writing and the story. It’s just not for me, it’s too slow for me and honestly if I can ask, if it’s possible to put just a number for each chapters because without bookmarks I’m lost x_x.I recommend this one. Never read anything like this this seems... unique.